FAVORITE E-MAIL JOKE #1

•  If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
•  Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
•  Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
•  If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
•  If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
•  When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
•  If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
•  Why is the word abbreviation so long?
•  If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
•  Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
•  What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
•  Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
•  Is it possible to be totally partial?
•  What's another word for thesaurus?
•  When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
•  Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
•  How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
•  Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
•  When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
•  Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
•  Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
•  Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
•  What was the best thing before sliced bread?